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    Quote Originally Posted by pops View Post

    Punchline coming soon.
    Crap, I have heard this joke but for the life of me can't remember the punchline...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pops View Post
    The lion looked sadly at Diogenes and shook his head. "Surely a man as wise as you must know," he said...
    "It's illegal to transport a gull across a stately lion for immortal porpoises."

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    Computer Users

    Computer users are divided into three types:

    Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

    Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

    Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.

    Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pops View Post
    "It's illegal to transport a gull across a stately lion for immortal porpoises."
    Just to put my mind at rest: gull = girl right? I think I got the rest of that, even tho I'm just a mere foreigner....
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    Wit... You are all right... for a foreigner. My kids still tell me that... "Dad, you may be stupid, but you are not smart!" Is that a compliment?

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    so gull=girl???????

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    Yup! Look also for "state line" and "immoral".

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    How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One to change the light bulb and to post that the lightbulb has been changed.

    Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing lightbulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

    Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

    Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

    Five to flame the spell checkers.

    Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

    Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

    ...Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

    Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

    Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

    Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

    Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of lightbulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

    Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different lightbulbs.

    Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

    Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

    Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

    Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

    Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

    AND One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated and start it all over again!

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    So then... How many forum members did it take to change that lightbulb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEO_AM View Post
    So then... How many forum members did it take to change that lightbulb?
    42, naturally.
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