Friday Fun - SEO Haikus

[skitzzo]

sometimes boredom hits me and this is what happens.

if anyone wants to contribute to this thread that would be awesome. remember 5, 7, 5 (syllables) ...


page rank is a joke
many don't believe it's true
does not help with SERPs

i hate G so much
will not rank my white hat sites
makes me pay per click


(this one is from my girlfriend written about me...she doesn't know much about SEO...)

black hat equals jail
many fines and FBI
but you do it still

This was probably my favorite thread over at SEOChat. I wanted to be sure to keep it alive here...

EDIT: Due to popular demand, this thread will be stickied in the General Topics section and will no longer be just a Friday thing! However, some may still wish to save this fun for friday.. whatever works for you.

[toddieg]

although they banned me
this thread will surely live on
friday haiku fun

[skitzzo]

Glad to see you here
This thread wouldnt be the same
if you didnt post

[jrothra]

SEOC No
Not banned yet but may be soon
Glad to be here now

(okay, it's not Friday, but I just joined and couldn't wait).

[skitzzo]

No its not Friday
We can make an exception
Friday was busy

Glad you found us, J
Hope others will follow soon
...already miss them

[jrothra]

Hope others will follow soon
...already miss them

Ditto ditto dit-
to ditto ditto ditto
ditto ditto man!

[toddieg]

here's a suggestion
we need some avatars here
surf monkey awaits

[jrothra]

Don't forget the belts
I loved my green colored belt
Second thought... skip 'em

Belts are meant for pants
Belts are meant for karate
Belts not for forums

But why duplicate
The forum we left for here
Make this one BETTER!

[nutkeis]

SEO Chat sucks
Gestapo Converse nonsense
turn out the lights, please.

[toddieg]

agree with nutkeis
i will never post again
at seo chat